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Date: 2023-03-19 05:20 am (UTC)
faceblocks: (nuh uh)
From: [personal profile] faceblocks
no
no treehouse
no beach
no outpost
no roost
nothing

and ive been all over trench no dice no luck no jinx
thought she might be w/u
since ur her new thing now ig

look if u know anything just tell me and this doesnt have to get ugly
but if u think ur missing out we can do this in person just as easy

uve got a look
wont be hard to spot
i bounce around and run rooftops just like u do

Date: 2023-03-19 09:14 pm (UTC)
faceblocks: (deadpan)
From: [personal profile] faceblocks
[definitely a few things. maybe more than a few. he's a little right on both counts, though jinx has certainly made efforts to listen to reason, and vi has pulled back on constantly monitoring her sister. the blood bond has filled in a few gaps, but she gets it, mostly.]

yeah shes got this thing where she needs space
i get it so do i a lot of ppl need space when theyre figuring shit out
but now i feel worse about the whole thing bc if shes alone thats also bad


[fishbones is. kind of? company?? ok, well no, fishbones is jinx but his presence isn't the best of signs, even if his takes are often cheerful.]

means she might be in a bad headspace or maybe she just wants to shoot shit where you can really shoot shit

youve got questions huh? ok sure this oughta be good
bananas likes almost everyone but u can tell a lot from a persons omen i think
thats another point in ur favor anonymask

thats eight eyes if we use our omens
im doubling back toward the outpost again but what if shes further out than that

leave it to jinx to mention a trip and not say where
id say she just wants to watch me run around like a dumbass but i dont think so


faceblocks: (looking)
From: [personal profile] faceblocks
[they can try. she's found jinx before - in the caves - though, maybe she wanted to be found. she can't count that out.]

ill be there in two shakes of an asshole wolfdogs ta

[she does not finish the text, because fang has taken said tail and flipped the omni out of her sleeper's hands. the omen's smile says whoopsie as vi catches it, huffs out an annoyed breath and starts back toward the outpost. there's no lamp shenanigans as of yet, so it's a quick trip before big sis and yellow eyed wolfdog emerge from the whispering, moaning lampglow, fists and hackles up for beasts, not for the stranger she means to meet.]

Come out come out wherever you are.

cool cool :)

Date: 2023-04-03 02:43 am (UTC)
faceblocks: (headtilt)
From: [personal profile] faceblocks
[vi's got a look, too. if there is a sound that's made in the world that is trench - a sound of two Looks (tm) colliding then let it ring out.]


ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴇ, ʜɪ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴇ.

[so says the wolfdog, earning an eyeroll from vi. isn't that how the song goes? fang's heard it at the entertainment feed enough to know that's exactly how it goes - the omen knows a lot of other songs thanks to sansa's ravens, but fang's not here to repeat lyrics after this light bit of trolling. probably.

no startle at the dropdown from vi, all cool appraisal and the slightest tilt of her head at his voice - a nod, and back at him:]


Yo yourself.

[fang looks at the other omen with interest, and vi follows suit. mechanical seeming omens? not that common. it's another little tick in the checkbox of 'favorable', though. she's a little biased, so what.]

Now that we're face to face ...kind of, mind if we do the questions while we look? [sigh] She might have gone out real far. That's...

...that's something she'd do.

Date: 2023-04-07 02:19 am (UTC)
faceblocks: (peeking)
From: [personal profile] faceblocks
[vi's been around the genres thanks to her friend group's diverse musical tastes, her own boredom and curiosity. metal? she's got a band for that, but yes ...not why she's here, either. though, she wouldn't complain (right away) if trench decided to start providing soundtracks.

sad spider can be shy, shy's just fine by fang. who can also be a nosy little shit, but because this is serious (mostly) business, she's keeping a lid on it. mostly.]


So how'd you guys meet, anyway?

[she'd bet bloodstones on mayhem but she's not committed to that track - it's jinx. could have been anything.]

And I'm always ready. But that? [a whistle and a nod toward that weapon.] Now that's a fuckin' weapon. It got a story? You know, for the walk and talk.

Date: 2023-04-10 01:55 am (UTC)
faceblocks: (looking)
From: [personal profile] faceblocks
[is getting serious vi's mo? sometimes. it can be. and it could be now, since this is a serious situation.]

Oh. Yeah. Johnny's got---

[a sigh into the air. an eyeroll. a thoughtful frown.]

---he's trying his best.

[is his best sometimes a mess? welp, a lot of them can lay claim to that fault.]

Off topic? In Trench? With my sister? You don't say. [sounds about right.] But you're right, good to know who's who and what's what. Not so long ago I was the one asking all the questions 'cause I was the new blood in town.

[it's not as advanced as some things she's seen and it might not be magic, but the shift of the mask's 'expression' is amusing (and informative).]

And I'm all ears. If that came out sounding like I'm being a smartass, I can't always help that, so you gotta take my word for it. If Jinx thinks you're a friend, then we're good. So far, anyway. She's...

...she's trying really hard. And yeah, there's a lot going on. More than a lot. I can't be there every time, even if I try. Sometimes she might not want me there. She needs people that have her back, no matter what. Straight shooters that can still manage to soften the bullet a little, maybe take the judgy part out of it, y' know?

[the mask. the selfie. the hammer. yeah, she gives him a nod before answering.] I get it. You're willing to do that after just a coupla weeks?

[it's not sus. it's just ...sometimes it's still surprising. but maybe he relates to her. maybe he's like maul, a little? or even sharon. too soon to tell, but the farther out they go, the mistier it seems to get, the more sounds bounce around the trees, the more shadows ...dance.]

Date: 2023-04-11 02:12 am (UTC)
faceblocks: (pic#15923734)
From: [personal profile] faceblocks
It's pretty gay, yeah. [have a snort that she can't and doesn't bother to try and contain.] But here we are in the land of second chances. And curses, blood bullshit, kidnapping cultists---

---I could go on, but I've only been here nine months.

Weird that nothing's poked its head out yet. Huh. Doubt they're scared of us.

[maybe a bad sign. if the usual beasts aren't turning up it's a little hard to imagine what they'd hide from. maybe nothing, maybe this is just some new trench bullshit.]

Can't say I haven't done the same thing myself. I'm always down to take swings. Take 'em, dodge 'em, whatever. [a hammer lantern? hammer tech? hammer magic? that's just fucking cool, and she holds up her gauntlets, channels a bit of chakra a bit of blood and they've got a glow, too. a glow that allows the shift of her eyes to his backside to be completely obvious.]

Delicate isn't what I'd go with for that ass, but okay. Guidance hat is on. Metaphorically speaking.

We don't have them here. But yeah, it's enforcers. Police. Cops. I used to fuck 'em up, too when I was small, I used to hate 'em more than I hated prison guards, but it's not so much that as it is other people getting caught in the crossfire. And then it's some kinda bounty on her head and ...who knows what kind of mob justice. There's a whole ass Pthumerian just for dispensing fucked up "justice". Then it's war and she's dead or I'm dead and...

I only told her to stay away from one enforcer. But that's ...not important. I don't think that's why she bailed. I think I know why, but I think she's wrong.

[yeah, that's some kind of shape out there. it's not sister-shaped. but it's also not coming closer. yet.]

So, if I'm hearing you right, you think ...outside the box, too? You live on the edge, you like a little violence. Maybe a lot of violence? [but you still have a sense of right and a sense of wrong, or you wouldn't have signed up for crazy uncle duty.]

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